Poop up the Stink!

Users beware, I'm a new man on a new mission, that mission is to pleasure your eyeballs........SEIZURE!!!! Tis the season of false promises, un-used gym memberships, and increased oral hygiene (to be followed by severely decrease OH).
My oath is to continue the awesome.
Wanna know what really grinds my gears, foremost the damn bus prices going up, as if mayor Bronco (yes his nickname is Bronco, and I believe he got elected because he looks good in a Cowboy hat) doesn't have enough Duckets to keep the transit running. Calgary transit is like a cable guy, never shows up when it is supposed to, smells funny, and you're almost guaranteed to see a butt crack (or two). I thought the idea of public transit was to facilitate congestion on city streets not make me wanna drive to work, Calgary's policy on carpooling/transit licks a knobgobblers cram hole.

Nextly, my dislike for public bathrooms must be discussed, I do not get why it is so fucking hard for people to flush the toilet, I understand looking at your poop is healthy, doctors always say "how does your stool look?" Why do I have to see somebody elses shit... It doesn't make sense.... there are three major steps in regard to going to the bathroom;

STEP1 Go to the bathroom
STEP2 wipe
STEP3 flush.

Even monkeys in little vests can figure that out.

The fuel from my energy drink is waning, I must depart with a nugget of knowledge.
In order to truly see yourself, you have to look in a mirror. -Dr. Phil
Duh Doctor Phil, it's pretty much the only way you can see yourself, I have three words for you, CUL-DE-SAC.


Recently, I was searching online for old black and white photos of Calgary downtown, specifically Steven Avenue area, and for some strange reason images of Stu Hart kept popping in, and this one really caught my eye. It has everything I ever wanted in a photo, a giant, cowboys, and someone that looks like Colonel Sanders. Shortly after this photo was taken Andre the Giant gave his patented chokehold to an unsuspecting steer, consequently he won the steer wrestling, and the hearts of Calgarians.

Drew says Good-bye.